So, you also have a stack of vinyl music that you can't listen to.
And you're not interested in getting a turntable plus a pre-amp, and hooking it all up to your sound card?
How about hooking a turntable directly to the USB?
http://ion-audio.com/products/turntables/iTTUSB.html
No price given, no purchase form; their products are carried by outlets such as Best Buy (site of the "Improv Everywhere hack). Links from the Digg article indicate that it's about US$150, and Urban Outfitters are known to carry it.
It's said to be definately “good enough” – especially considering that if you don't already have the audiophile gear to do this, you don't care enough about the quality to be disappointed! After all, if you're listening to it via MP3, you've already compressed all the juicy goodness out of it anyway …
OK, that's not quite supportable, but it's definately one of the youngest rocks in the world … and definately one of the biggest young rocks …
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05⁄05/mountsthelens.ap/index.html
In the crater of Mt. St. Helens' there is a 300 foot tall rock slab, growing at a rate of 4 to 5 feet per day …
Update :-
There's a better picture here at the APOD site, as well as a link to a tile lapse AVI movie!